ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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