Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I lost the right to judge tonight
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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