I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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