How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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