their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
