you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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