he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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