Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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