Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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