i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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