The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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