True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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