Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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