I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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