And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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