It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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