hotel room ftw
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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