So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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