Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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