it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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