Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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