there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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