what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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