I'm jealous of your bromance
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
wow bdsm is so cute
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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