Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
