New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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