umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just gargled with NyQuil
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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