Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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