Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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