You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The adults are the big ones right?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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