Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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