he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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