she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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