that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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