Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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