He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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