He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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