Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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