i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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