do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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