Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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