Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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