How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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