Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize