with your own penis?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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