yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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