found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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