I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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