what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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