You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and she was petting her beer can
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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