Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
