at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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