Barsexuality is the new black.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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