Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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